Jokes of the Day

Here are some jokes for you:

Q: What did one bee say to the other bee during the summer?
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A: It's swarm in here, isn't it?


Q: What does a tree do when it wants to go home?
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A: Leaves.


Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
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A: Sunbeams.


Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
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A: Swimming trunks!


Sorry I haven't posted in a long time, but I'm back now!

Jokes of the Day

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, but here I am now with some jokes!

Q: Where do bees use the bathroom?
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A: At the bp station.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rhino with a blackbird?
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A: A lot of broken telephone poles.

Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
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A: He had to get a new goat.


Q: How can you tell if your cat has eaten a duckling?
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A: She's got that down-in-the-mouth look.


OK, just one more:

Q: If you were surrounded by thirty lions, twenty-five elephants, and ten hippos, how would you get away from them all?
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A: Get off  the merry-go-round.


Well, that's all for now! I will try to post again soon, so hopefully I'll see you soon!!

Jokes of the Day

Here's a few jokes that go together:

Q: What is worse than a centipede with sore feet?
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A: A giraffe with a sore throat.




Q: What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
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A: An alligator with a toothache.




Q: What is worse than an alligator with a toothache?
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A: A turtle with claustrophobia.




Q: What is worse than a turtle with claustrophobia?
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A: An elephant with hay fever.




Q: What is worse than an elephant with hay fever?
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A: A centipede with sore feet.

Jokes of the Day

I know I haven't posted for a long time, but I am now! Here's some jokes:

Q:What would you get if you crossed a parrot with an elephant?
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A: An animal that tells you everything it remembers.


Q: What animal can jump higher than the great pyramids?
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A: Any animal --- pyramids can't jump.


Q: What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again?
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A: Socks.


Q: How do baby birds learn to fly?
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A: They wing it.

Jokes of the Day

Here's a few jokes:

Q: What has stripe and goes around and around?

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A: A zebra in a revolving door.

Q: What dog can jump higher than a tree?

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A: Any dog can jump higher than a tree.

Trees don't jump.

Q: What is a lion's favorite food? 

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A: Baked beings.

Jokes of the Day

Q: How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?

A: It has hares in it.
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Q: What animal is the strongest?

A: A snail. He carries his house.
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Q: What three keys can't open a door?

A: Turkey, monkey, and donkey.

Jokes of the Day

Q:What dog can jump higher than a tree?

A:Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump. 
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Q:What is a mouse's favorite sport?

A:Mice hockey.
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Q:How do you find a lost rabbit?

A:Make a noise like a carrot.
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Jokes of the Day

Q:What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?

A:"He waited by the mousehole with baited breath."
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Q:How do you get down off an elephant?

A:"You can't--you get it off a goose."
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Q:What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

A:"Winnie the Phew."
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Q:What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?

A:"A terrified postman."

Jokes of the Day

Q:What did the turkey with a sore throat say?

A:"Gargle, gargle, gargle."
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Q:What did the turkey with the sore leg say?

A:"Hobble, hobble, hobble."
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Q:What does a turkey that argues a lot say?

A:"Squabble, squabble, squabble."
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Q:What did the dizzy turkey say?

A:Nothing. He just went wobble, wobble, wobble.

Jokes of the Day

Q:Why did the chicken go to the library?

A:To check out a bawk, bawk, bawk.

Here's another joke:

Q:How did the monkey cross the road?

A:It jumped on the chicken's back.