March 24, 2010

Jokes of the Day

Here's a few jokes:

Q: What has stripe and goes around and around?
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A: A zebra in a revolving door.

Q: What dog can jump higher than a tree?
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A: Any dog can jump higher than a tree.
Trees don't jump.

Q: What is a lion's favorite food? 
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A: Baked beings.