A:"He waited by the mousehole with baited breath."
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Q:How do you get down off an elephant?
A:"You can't--you get it off a goose."
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Q:What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A:"Winnie the Phew."
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Q:What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A:"A terrified postman."
5 comments:
Those are funny! My favorite is the goose one.
Kathryn,
I love these jokes!!!
Ms. Marsha
I needed a smile today. I love your jokes.
Thank you,
Ms. Debbie
My favorite is the cat with baited breath.
I love plays on words ... these jokes are clever!
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