Q:What would you get if you crossed a parrot with an elephant?
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A: An animal that tells you everything it remembers.
Q: What animal can jump higher than the great pyramids?
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A: Any animal --- pyramids can't jump.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again?
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A: Socks.
Q: How do baby birds learn to fly?
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A: They wing it.
3 comments:
These are funny! :)
Those are great!
I love jokes!
These jokes are wonderfully cute like the girl who wrote them! Love you. Glad to see you in blogland again. :-) Hope you are doing good.
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