Q: Where do bees use the bathroom?
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A: At the bp station.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rhino with a blackbird?
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A: A lot of broken telephone poles.
Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
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A: He had to get a new goat.
Q: How can you tell if your cat has eaten a duckling?
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A: She's got that down-in-the-mouth look.
OK, just one more:
Q: If you were surrounded by thirty lions, twenty-five elephants, and ten hippos, how would you get away from them all?
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A: Get off the merry-go-round.
Well, that's all for now! I will try to post again soon, so hopefully I'll see you soon!!
2 comments:
Cute jokes! your so funny and sweet...it is such a blessing to know you. Love you!!!
Hahaha! My faves are the bee and the rhino jokes. Totally made me laugh out loud!
Thanks for giving my family smiles today, Kathryn!! :)
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